Fun Fishing Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
A box of tackle at my feet...
My rod and reel perched by the door,
My hip waders on the floor,

My trophy hung above my head...
My minnow bucket beside the bed,
My raincoat on the bedpost,
And visions of catching the most.

If I should die before I wake,
I pray, dear Lord, it's some mistake...
For I just know that the next day,
I'll catch the one that got away.

© K. August
Another August Original
Printed Here With Permission
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Fun Fishing Quotes

I once heard that the definition of "a boat" was " it's a place in the water where you throw your money".

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." Steven Wright

"A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other." Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)

"Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the scheme of things - Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish     ...laughing at me." Unknown

"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles." Doug Larson

My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

I know I'm slow! My boat motor is bigger than my car!

Careful! I'll use that finger for bait!

Retirement = Gone Fishing!

Don't tell my boss. I'm supposed to be sick!

Don't rock the boat.

A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work!

Work is for people who don't know how to fish!

Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you.

Trolling For Suckers - If You Can Read This We Caught One! (fine print)

Careful! Watch out for my anchor!

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me fish.

Caution I swerve and hit people at random.

Honk if parts fall off!

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

Hit me, I need a new boat.

Vegetarian: Indian word for people who can't fish.

I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.

Bring your own fishing pole.

Boat will explode on impact!

Honk if you love fishing!

Save Lives! Teach them how to fish!