You may be addicted to the internet if:

• a friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy for a year,
• you forgot how to work the TV remote control,
• you see something funny and scream "LOL" "LOL",
• you tell everyone that after surgery your Mom went to ICQ (...instead of ICU),
• you sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes,
• you placed the refrigerator beside your computer or put your computer in the bathroom,
• you buy a cell phone and a laptop so you can have ICQ in your car,
• Tech support calls YOU for help,
• you beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out",
• you get a second phone line just so you can call out for pizza,
• you say "he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing,
• you look at an annoying person offline and wish you had your ignore button handy,
• you start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for a while,
• you say "Where did the time go??",
• you end your sentences with three or more periods....
• your answering machine/voice mail sounds like "BRB, leave your S/N and I'll TTYL...ASAP",
• you enter a room and get greeted by {{{{hugs}}}} and ****kisses****,
• being called a newbie is a major insult to you,
• you're on the phone and say "BRB",
• your teacher or boss recommends a test for bloodshot eyes,
• you get up at 2:00 a.m. to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.

>  |   PRAYER
>  |
>  |   Every evening
>  |   As I'm laying here in bed,
>  |   This tiny little prayer
>  |   Keeps running through my head.
>  |
>  |   God bless my Mom and Dad
>  |   And bless my little pup.
>  |   And look out for my brother
>  |   When things aren't looking up.
>  |
>  |   And God, there's one more thing
>  |   I wish that you could do.
>  |   Hope you don't mind me asking
>  |   But please bless my computer, too?
>  |
>  |   Now I know that's not normal
>  |   To bless a mother board.
>  |   But just listen a second
>  |   While I explain to you, my Lord.
>  |
>  |   You see, that little metal box
>  |   Holds more to me than odds & ends.
>  |   Inside those small compartments
>  |   Rest a hundred of my BEST FRIENDS.
>  |
>  |   Some, it's true I've never seen,
>  |   And most I've never met.
>  |   We've never exchange hugs
>  |   Or shared a meal as yet...
>  |
>  |   I know for sure they like me
>  |   By the kindness that they give.
>  |   And this little scrap of metal
>  |   Is how I travel to where they live.
>  |
>  |   By faith is how I know them
>  |   Much the same as You.
>  |   I share in what life brings them
>  |   From that our friendship grew.
>  |
>  |   Please, take an extra minute
>  |   From Your duties up above
>  |   To bless this scrap of metal
>  |   That's filled with so much love!