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Wanted!
Students escaping school. They "claim"
to have papers that "state" they no longer have to attend classes.
This group of students may be some form of new cult calling themselves
"The
Graduates". This group can be easily recognized by the following:
1. Goofy grins spreading from
ear to ear.
2. Eyes over bright (may appear bloodshot
from partying).
3. Many have a strange lightness to their
walk (alcohol induced?).
4. Hair slightly dishevelled (from wearing
cult caps).
5. Some are reported to be wearing long
robes (part of the cult uniform).
Approach with extreme caution
as it is reported they are carrying unusual scroll type documents which
may contain concealed weapons (such as blow guns) and all have been brainwashed.
Should you meet one of these individuals, do not attempt to apprehend them
without calling us for assistance first. If you are forced into a situation
where you must interact with any of them it is recommended you do one of
the following:
1. Offer them congratulations
and show them you "believe" their story.
2. If near decent facillities offer to
buy them a drink.
3. If you prefer to avoid further contact
tell them there's a big party somewhere.
Whatever you do, DON'T let them know you have
heard of their cult. Play along with whatever they have to say and the
minute you can get to a computer with internet access contact us at backtoschool@lifers.com
so our team can bring them back in for deprogramming and reintegration
into the school system.
Of course this entire message is completely
FALSE.
But we figured it would get your attention.
*hehehe*
Congratulations to The Graduates!!!!
Best of luck for a wonderful and brilliant
future!
©
K. August
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