This winter stuff sucks!

Ok, so this is my story......

It all started a few weeks back when I was shovelling snow (AGAIN) and slipped bangin' my head on a piece of ice. Now the whole story would probably have stopped there if it hadn't been for this new friend I met...

I was tellin' this guy how much I HATE winter. 'Course I 'splained to him not everyone on this planet hate's winter, like this guy  ---heck, I heard he loves winter, and well, geez, that's great for him.  Oh and hey, I also sorta 'splained there was some guys here who needed it to survive  and well ok so maybe we gotta have a winter or two... but this guy  lied to us, the way I sees it!

Well, my newfound buddy wanted to know what we should do about it, so I told him... I said to him, "Sir, the way I sees it, we should all get together and shoot the damn groundhog for lying to us all!"

Well, you sorta got a picture there then, don'tcha? How the heck wuz I ta know this guy wuz right outta da looney bin? (no offence to Canada and them there dollar coin thingys)

So I goes back to shovelling and freezing my butt off when I hears this loud BLAM!!! 'Course I wanders over to find out what this is all about...